Delicatessen Culture Pillows

Deliboys

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Comedy Cafe

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Cake Friday!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop