Delicatessen Culture Pillows

Deliboys

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Comedy Cafe

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Banana Split Personality

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

Chocolate Shop

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Cake Friday!

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'