Delicacy Daredevil Prints

'I warn you; I'm no pig to be truffled with

Bad fake tan day.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Washing Line Walker

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'