Deli Products Mugs

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Deli Llama

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

The Salvador Deli.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Carnegie Deli

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Everything bagel?"

The Deli Counter

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

'Thinner!'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

Sandwich Shop

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'