Deli Products Mugs

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

The Salvador Deli

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

"Everything bagel?"

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The Deli Counter

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."

'He says he's a 'Sandwich artist' and he refuses to work in honey mustard.'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

'Thinner!'

Sandwich Shop

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."