Deli Meat Aficionado Mugs

Baloneystini

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

The Salvador Deli.

Sausage

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Everything bagel?"

The Deli Counter

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.

Butchers Eye Test

Deli/Antiques: Got Shrimp? Got Gout?

"Give it to me straight doc, am I cured?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

It's my loins. They're tender.

Wall Street bull

"No, I didn't say the Euro was up, I said the gyro was up. The deli raised their prices fifty cents."

"That`s OK. I like my steak rare."

Pig Meat.

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'