Delegation Virtuoso Pillows

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Problems roll off my back and slide into Plotkins' office.

"Who called this meeting again?"

An informed voter is a good voter

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

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"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Have you considered vlogging?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Barking From Home

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."