Delegation Guru Mugs

'I'm delegating someone to read this for me.'

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

'Shannon, some work wound up on my desk again.'

"Everyone has to do their fair share. . . You have always been known as a good worker. . . You want to give something back, don't you? . . ."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

Bring It On!

Filing Trays.

The Need for Delegation

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

"The best way to tackle a big project is to break it down into small pieces that you can then pester other people into doing for you."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

The Copywriter's Dilemma