Train Arrivals
Delay Musings Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates delay musings—perfect for slow mornings spent in thoughtful reflection or creative brainstorming sessions, blending humor and inspiration on every sip.
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Procrastinators Incorporated
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'
The Procrastinatorium.
Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.
Exercise vs Laxative.
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
Procrastinator's Leap.
Congressional Gym. I never need to go in there. I get plenty of exercise kicking the can down the road.
"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
"We missed out on the quality of life index again."
"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."
"Wow. This sucks."
Business is slow, thank goodness.
Waiting and waiting and waiting room
"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"
Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.
Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!
"I believe you own me three hours from that flight to New York."
'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'
'With your regular carrier overdue you'll have to use me.'
Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!
"It wasn't an easy decision to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it."
Getting in step with the global slowdown.
'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'
Pro Procrastination
Eleven coffees with donuts; one herb tea and bran muffin.
'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'
"It's amazing how if you wait long enough, everything you've been putting off becomes irrelevant."
"You've got to stop and eat the roses."
Delay Musings Mugs Collection
Delay Musings Pillows
Discover pillows that reflect delay musings—cozy and inspiring, these are perfect for creating a space that encourages relaxed reflection and creative pause.
Delay Musings Prints
Browse our art prints that embody delay musings—beautiful pieces to inspire patience, introspection, and a leisurely approach to life and art.
Delay Musings T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts celebrating delay musings—perfect for relaxed days and thoughtful periods, making a witty statement about a creative approach to life.