
Robert Wilkie
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Robert Wilkie
"Nation-building never works."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"You're fired."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
The Anti-Agent
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
They're Not Just That Into It
Mario Draghi
Pretty Flowers
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"National security adviser"
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Political convention
"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
"What was I thinking?!"
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
The Circular Logic of Fascism
CIA report
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."
'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'
Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
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