Defense Mechanism Enthusiast Mugs

Cowardly Sea Cactus

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Defensive EU

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

Defense Spending.

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

"There's and awful lot of anger there."

'I'm all for increased military spending, but now they want to build a Hexagon!'

'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'

"She'll lick you to death."