Defending Loved Ones Prints

"I am not in a gang! Unless you count my family."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Mod Kwan Doh

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Justice 4 Ron

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Overprotective Father

Bomb Back Better

Dronin'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

No Tread on Me

'What do you mean, you don't like the look of him - What has he ever done to you?'

Tearing down and building walls.

Support Our Apologists.

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

Bush breaking USA's piggy box for military expenses.

Vox Boycotts Gender Violence Declaration

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

'Stand by for shock waves!'

'That's right, buddy. Keep moving after the young ones. We've had enough of this ‘weeding out the old and sick' business.'

"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'We can't give you family leave so you can have time away from your husband and kids.'

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

'Look, buddy -- I'm just trying to do my job!'

Don't be threatened by my handgun. I'm just exercising my 2nd-amendment rights. You're not threatening me? No sir. I might even protect you. I'm a law-abiding citizen looking to help keep the peace. So if some punk comes in here and starts acting crazy, I'll blast him away! Pop, pop, pop! Feel better? So much. You have no idea.

'Typical- Now I've reached an age where I don't mind phoning my mother, she's reached an age where she has no idea who I am.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'