Defenders Of The Chickens T-Shirts

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Stonehens

Chicken Road Crossing

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"What's the occasion?"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"... and they never write or visit!"

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'Well, you have people pox.'

"It Works For Us."

'She thinks of them as her children...'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'