Defender Of The Digital Realm Mugs

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Social media and censorship...

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Spam.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

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'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.