Deer Seeker Prints

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Pick me!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Sam's Venison.

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"That won't fool any hunters."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.