Deer Hunting Pillows

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Hunters wait in bushes near sign: The Buck Stops Here.

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Sam's Venison.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"That won't fool any hunters."

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

The Water Diviner

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'

'Mine smell like coon urine. What does yours smell like?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

'You can hang your trophy in the garage. After all, you bagged it with your car.'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'