Deep Thinkers' Social Pillows

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The Googler

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Paul Ree

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?