Deep Thinker On The Sidelines Pillows

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Zenemies.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"The overthinker"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Paul Ree

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Compression

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Happy thoughts