Dedicated Returner Prints

"Okay, okay, we'll give you a refund!"

Burning the midnight oil.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

A lesson in wit

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

'...To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in rain and in snow, in hail and in gloom of night....'

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

Tax Simplification made simple

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'We can't end the meeting now. I've got this list of snappy comebacks I thought up during lunch!'

My friend, Frank, is dedicated to improving his level of fitness. He spends hour after hour working out. Frank is extremely proud when people call him a "gym rat." Frank is also dedicated to his scientific career. He is committed and works tirelessly. But Frank hates it when he's called a "lab rat."

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.