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Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Who can we call?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Mine's camper."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'I hate reruns.'

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

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Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper