Dedicated Binge-watcher T-Shirts

'You can't deduct your TV as a medical expense, even if it does induce drowsiness, improve sleep patterns, and act as a mild sedative.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Working from Home.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

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Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Well I'm telling you we could have a perfectly fine holiday without it!'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!