Decorated Gamer T-Shirts

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

The October 31 Committee

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Silly sausages

school kids playing conkers

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Candy Land for Adults

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"When is it my turn?"

Playing Footsies.

Tug the Toggle

United States Constitution.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'How about a game of cards?'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'The batteries must be dead.'