Decorated Gamer T-Shirts

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

The October 31 Committee

Silly sausages

school kids playing conkers

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Tug the Toggle

Playing Footsies.

"When is it my turn?"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

Candy Land for Adults

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'How about a game of cards?'

'The batteries must be dead.'