Decor Explorer Pillows

Non-Drip ?

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

King Madras

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"We need to talk."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'The old one fell apart.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Crayo-Blah

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."