Decluttering Fan Mugs

Declutter Your Life

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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Tortoise polishing his shell

The Salmon Fisherman

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Horn of Plenty.

'Watch yourself.'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

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