Decluttering Adventurer Mugs

"Does it spark joy? No. But the thought of throwing it away does spark my deepest fears of loss and abandonment..."

Let's get organized

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Pina Coladas

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'I've misplaced everything.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

A catch-all is born.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

Decluttering. . .

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"