Deck Juggling Devotee Mugs

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Circus

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Woman Juggling Emojis

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'