Decision-making Detective Mugs

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Corbin The Esitmator

'He works part-time.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Choice hellhole

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

Don't forget to read the small print.