Decision-making Analyst Mugs

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

"Proper flood defences were too expensive."

God systematically makes a decision.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Anti-Agent

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

British savings accounts

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Light Bulb Moment

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."