Decimal Pointer Pillows

Books balanced yet? Yes, except for the decimal point!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

Busking during a pandemic

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Has anyone ever told you you snore, Rudy? No. That's probably because you're single, you've always been single, and you'll always BE single. Not that there's anything wrong with being utterly alone. I've got 3,800 Facebook friends. Being "alone" is so 20th century.

Ski-ball.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Autumn Leaves

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"She thinks she might need glasses since she keeps losing people she tries to follow on social media."

Be a leader

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Have your people friend my people.

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Have we e-met before?"

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

Bowling alley