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The damage from wearing headphones.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Guitar Man.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

Books: Book on tape then back on book, then back on tape again. . . sold here!

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

"It's a Plodcast!"

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"Good ephening."

"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'