Decadence Lover Mugs

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than to have not loved chocolate at all...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Candle Portraits.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

La Dame aux Camelias

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Candles on Drum

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

A drum covered in candles