Debutante Balls Mugs

"My daughter's having her coming-out party."

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'Not here, Fred.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Grand Piano

Empty Dress

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

School of Hard Knocks Theater Depts: 'Break a leg!'

Red and Yellow dress

"It's road kill."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

A coxswain attempting to dance

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

Obama the Basketball Fan

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Visual Gag Angels happily playing a game of Quoits with their HalosHaloes

Xing.

'Did you find your ball?'

Man distressed because a girl ois coming out and he hasn't the money to pay for a box at the opera

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'