Debunking Mugs

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Standard And P****d.

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Rumours Online

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Science deniers Soc.

Superstition City

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

That guy sees a conspiracy theory against the country everywhere he looks. There's a treason for everything!

"But you really can't trust the media."

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

Donald Trump

'Yes, we might make stupid loans to countries that hate us, but we can't loan money to U.S. citizens like you!'

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

Nobody Died of the Corona Virus Think Logically!

'...You've got no game.'