Debt Wrangler Mugs

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Grabbed By Gorilla

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Editor.

Fries and kids

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Why you must go to work

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Literary rain

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"You think they all look like security risks."