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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Student Debt

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"This year, no coal for the bad guys!"

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'