Debt Philosopher Prints

'Never mind the pension scheme - I'm just hoping I can pay off my student loan before I retire!'

Bank of Mum and Dad.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Economic Downturns

Money god

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Money is life's report card."

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

Accountant Manqué

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'