Debt Humorist Mugs

'I'm making out my will. Is there anything you want me to leave to you, other than debt?'

"Being insolvent isn't all that bad...just be thankful you're not one of your creditors."

Credit card balance on gravestone.

"You deserve a lot of credit for our having so much debt."

'So, you are $50,000 in debt with no prospects to repay. I'm afraid I see no alternative but to loan you another $50,000.'

"Due to your lack of discipline and disregard to your credit limit...."

"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Debts Past."

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Hi, Frank! How is life treating you? It isn't. I'm paying for everything.

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Effects of the economic crisis

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I'm in debt up to my eyes. Only my hat is paid for!"

"We put the owe in ownership."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Will work for ETFs

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"

Money Bar.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."