Debt Free Celebration Pillows

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Team Work

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"It's over!"

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

'May I play through please?'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Printers Jammed

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"I take it you got the job?"

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets!'

Christmas jig

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'

Pass the Buck

Mobiles and Procrastination

Komplains window.

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

Goodbye Bills!