Debt Escapologist Mugs

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Survived the audit'

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '

"Now remember, act normal!"

Economic Cliff Edge

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

'We're going to need a bigger rug or we're sunk.'