Debt Escapologist Mugs

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Survived the audit'

Fireside Chat with: Recession Man! (A superhero who comes to the aid of gals distressed by tough economic times). It's the middle of summer, Recession Man. So. R. Why are we having a fireside chat? Shouldn't we be somewhere cooler? The dancing flames pick up the light in your eyes. But I'm hot. It's hot in here. Take off your outer layer. Tomorrow: Recession man saves the day.

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'

Economic Cliff Edge

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '

"Now remember, act normal!"