Debt Drama Devotee Mugs

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

Modern Major General

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Starvation Watching

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Bertolt Brecht

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Gore Vidal

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Noir kitty.

Captain

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

Fan club

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

Julianne Moore,

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"I stand corrected..."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"Page 33, line 4..."