Debt Distressed Prints

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Standard And P****d.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Student Debt

Life plan

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

fortune teller and credit card.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."