Debt Demolishers Prints

Financial advisor: "Gone to pay off my debts"

'I've declared bankruptcy so many times my attorney refers to me as the 'universal insolvent'.'

U of Debt

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Run in the Family

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Student Debt

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Worrying over the large number of bills to pay.

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'