Debt Debate Enthusiasts Prints

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Life plan

If there were no religion...s

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."