Debt Crisis T-Shirts

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Occupy Budget Balancing

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Euro-Meltdown

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"It was the only apron I could find."

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"How do you do? I'm your wife's 'maxed - out' credit card, from a previous marriage."

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

'You owe us on the loan we made to you to get married.'

'Any chance of a bailout?'

It was bad enough being saddled with debt --- Now they're starting to apply the spurs!

"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"