Debt Crisis T-Shirts

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

The euro currency is a bomb.

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Euro-Meltdown

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

"How do you do? I'm your wife's 'maxed - out' credit card, from a previous marriage."

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

'You owe us on the loan we made to you to get married.'

'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Any chance of a bailout?'

"Yes, we can assist with upside-down mortgages!"

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."