Debt Crisis Follower Mugs

Euro-Meltdown

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Saving Spain

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

'Our 401(k) is now a 201(k).'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"J.P. will be joining you by speakerphone."

E.U. Health Farm

"...And, while fortunately, I am not losing my job...my heart goes out to those who are!"

Bank of Greece: "Revolving Door...Turbo Speed!"

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Investor loses shirt in Eurozone meltdown.

The Usual Suspects

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'Crisis? What crisis?' asks DoH Minster.

'Look on the bright side, you can't take it with you.'

"Son, it’s time we had the ‘your mother and me got fleeced by Wall Street and you’ll have to support us’ talk."

"Begging or stealing are better options than borrowing right now."

Burned Out

'Don't jump, McWit. Six countries just repaid their loans.'

'Many of our quick fix solutions are expiring tomorrow, now what?'

"When European workers are losing their jobs because of an Asian stock market crash - that's the meaning of 'Globalization'."

'Have you heard the saying 'up the creek without a paddle?' '

Tsipras Discus

"He wants us to start paying in cash, in advance."

"Sorry, my Greek friend...a debt release is not an option. I just can't afford it. Look at me, I haven't eaten in five minutes!!"

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'

Garlic Express