Debate Dominator Mugs

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Always Compatible

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."