'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'
Death Weaver Prints
Explore prints that capture the essence of the death weaver’s creative interest. Artistic, witty, and perfect for framing or decorating their space.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
Lennon and McCartney.
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
Swinging on a star.
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'
'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'
Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'
I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but
Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.
Rape of the Lock- The Dream
Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.
It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.
"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."
Writers without borders.
Giant white horse.
Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve
Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!
Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.
Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.
Creativity
He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.
'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'
"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."
"I object!" "Overruled!"
What Do Doctors Dream About?
Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.
Musical Web
Kirsten Johnson
'Is this your first book launch?'
Death Weaver Prints Collection
Death Weaver Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs that celebrate the death weaver’s artistic and darkly humorous side, perfect for daily use or gifting.
Death Weaver Pillows
Find unique pillows that bring a creative, dark edge to any home decor, perfect for the death weaver’s personal space.
Death Weaver T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for the creatively inclined, especially those with a love for the dark and whimsical themes.