"Would you mind?"
Death And Literature Aficionado T-Shirts
Express their passions with t-shirts that blend classic literary references with a darkly humorous take on mortality—ideal for the proud death and literature lover to wear with style.
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Meet The Author"
Tut and Carmen.
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Nathaniel Hawthorne
First Novels.
Victor Hugo
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
Edgar Allen Poe
The Dorrie Decimal System
'He likes to power nap.'
Papageno from The Magic Flute
"Now I really hate poetry."
Blue Stockings
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."
Voltaire
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
The Demise of Tinkerbell
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."
"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
Joan Hickson
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
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Death And Literature Aficionado Mugs
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