Dealmakers Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the inventive and strategic nature of a dealmaker? Our curated collection includes items that celebrate their knack for closing deals, their cleverness, and their entrepreneurial drive. Perfect for inspiring those who thrive on creativity and negotiation, these products bring a fun and thoughtful touch to their busy lives, making every deal a little more memorable.

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?'

'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?' mockup

'Eight hours of negotiation and all you can say is you agree to disagree?'

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"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression." mockup

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

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'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.' mockup

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

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'So (Hic) what about another squillion IF I close the deal in three months?'

'So (Hic) what about another squillion IF I close the deal in three months?' mockup

'So (Hic) what about another squillion IF I close the deal in three months?'

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'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.' mockup

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

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'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?' mockup

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap." mockup

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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The president's men

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!' mockup

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.' mockup

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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"Mr Frimley will see you now."

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!" mockup

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

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"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys." mockup

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you." mockup

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?" mockup

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

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$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'$

$'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?' mockup$

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

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'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.' mockup

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

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Takeovers.

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"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch." mockup

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

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You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate! mockup

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

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Dealmakers Gifts Collection

Dealmakers Mugs

Discover more creative dealmaker mugs that blend humor and wit—perfect for inspiring their next big negotiation.

Dealmakers Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate dealmakers with fun and inspiring designs to brighten up any space.

Dealmakers Prints

Check out our inspiring prints designed for dealmakers, combining motivation with a touch of humor to enhance their workspace.

Dealmakers T-Shirts

Explore our collection of dealmaker T-shirts that combine smart design with a clever nod to their strategic talent.