Dealmaker Delighter Prints

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'You may have three mergers.'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Dogs and Cake

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

Baking

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Ice Cream.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

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