Dealmaker At Heart Prints

Chinese business cuisine.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

"I wasn't talking in my sleep. I was negotiating."

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

"The usual day. We took over somebody, then somebody took us over."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Man Gardening Love

"I'll help you find where you buried your bones, but I get a 5% finder's fee."

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

'Gentlemen! This isn't a game! This is 'hard ball'!'

'So (Hic) what about another squillion IF I close the deal in three months?'

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

'I didn't know he was also into corporate mergers!'