Dealing With Tuition Fees T-Shirts

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

Class of 2015

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

'Stop her Henry!'

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'It cost a mint to educate him. If you want his opinion, you'll have to pay for it.'

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

'Remember, paying off your student loans is the first step in your journey to a good credit score...'

"He finally paid off his student loans."

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

'Higher Education'

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

College graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door.